trails update.

big line all i can say is sick.

henrys crazzzzzzzzyy line get some stripes out of these jumps cant wait till they are ready to ride.

new double pump not finished needs to be touched up a lilttle bit should be sweet.

henry sessioning new start jump, jake can build anythink!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Well, we missed it. March 25th and www.ascensionbmx.com was one year old. I just noticed that when I logged on today. Happy late birthday ascensionbmx, and to celebrate, here is a guy in a suit and top hat on a BMX.

Well, thats it. I actually have no interesting news. Its pissing with rain most days, so you might as well sit inside on your computers on facebook or myspace or whatever shite you use like little "online community" hoars.

Hasta mañana, senorita...

OH SHIT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml

Easter

Happy easter everybody. I hope you enjoyed the snow and I hope the weather improves so jams can happen and its not pissing it down every other day.

We need to organise a massive party...

inspiration found here....

update

<3

haha i remeber when jarmin 450 some hip at a10, when i asked him why he said he was listening to dolly parton and the banjo solo came on midrun hahah. sicko

Regular update

Apparantly I no longer exist and I am just a figment of Marks imagination. Well, to prove I am still alive here is an update from me. Well, its a question really. Is anyone going up trails Easter? I think Mark should organise a Jam if the weather is good. I'll get the video camera out and we can get some shit up on the site.

We ain't got shit on...

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bizarro

This update is mostly to celebrate both Ben Aylott and Greg passing their driving tests. Ben got it after like six tries, beating Clarks run of fifth time lucky.

but what's more important than that is a conversation i had with johhny lyodd shortly after kipping on my car roof.

Johhny- i'm pretty sure i will get some, duno if i'll have to pay, think it might be a bit diseased though
(mark overhears thinks conversation is about ganje)
Mark- what's going on
Johhny- going Amsterdam on college trip with a load of stoners, think a few people want to check out the red light district, might pay for a hooker.
Mark- speechless.

pretty let down by the 'no can do' atitude i'm getting on the phones last few days. People are too lazy, no wonder no new shit ever goes down. Let's have a street ride in Harlow on Sunday to sort this problem out.

'spanner granuals'

NOT COOL ENOUGH FOR A RIDER BIO (ESPECIALLY SINCE I'M GOIGN TO DELETE THEN ALL, CUS KID'S KEEP SAYING THEY RIDE FOR ASCENSION) BUT STILL THE BIGGEST BMX RELATED HOE ON OUR TURF. ENJOY YOUR MOMENT OF FAME SPANNER GRANUALS.

ROCK AND ROLL FOREVER

X.$.x-AGENT BLUE FARM-x.£.X.. you shook me all night long says:
you still doign drugs then?
..Loubie...[my name is casanova]... says:
on occasions.
X.$.x-AGENT BLUE FARM-x.£.X.. you shook me all night long says:
gutted
..Loubie...[my name is casanova]... says:
tis good fun
X.$.x-AGENT BLUE FARM-x.£.X.. you shook me all night long says:
do bikes, much better
X.$.x-AGENT BLUE FARM-x.£.X.. you shook me all night long says:
and guns and roses too
X.$.x-AGENT BLUE FARM-x.£.X.. you shook me all night long says:
all you need
..Loubie...[my name is casanova]... says:
bikes or fabric......guns and roses or real roses...
..Loubie...[my name is casanova]... says:
know what i'd pick lol
X.$.x-AGENT BLUE FARM-x.£.X.. you shook me all night long says:
GUNS AND BIKESSSS

WORD ON THE STREET

Says Ascension and Nike have just teamed up to make a signature shoe...
Am i lying? I might be, but try and explain the money leaving my bank account as i type this...
MUAHA!!!!

trails update.

drunk henry.

Too far gone to remember

Got five minutes so here's a run-down of the weekends activity:
Thursday: something pub ish, remeber watching a guy with crutches punch someone, miss their face and nearly fall over. Police showed up, end game.

Friday: Party at hertingfordbury, somebody tipped over the bottle bins, don't know who that was :s Chippy showed up in a carboard box, which was up in flames soon afte rben had slammed him into a bush. Clarky put in an appearance as a Monk. Sickest stage mosh yet with abotu 5-6 of us takign over when paradise city came on. from here's it's all a blur, but i do know jake foot was a transvestite and shnnon was drinking with some old geezers...

Saturday: after what loooked like a wind-down night eatign dominos in cars at blucoats and watching Moye blow a pig till it squeled... no lie... we ended up at henry's house and shit got crazy. Here's the list of what i remember that when down:
Ben got selotaped up all over round his ankles and fell down the stairs like this, shoes and fruit got selotaped to walls, big black cock on henrys computer desktop, jarmin hit me over the head with a tennis racket, blunt side, then farted on my face. Served a kiwi fruit with the same tennis racket makign the room smell nice. then someone countered it with a garlic. Moye was sober, fuckign wierd :S , Henry hurled out of his bedroom window, while everyone trashed the house. i saw a hole in the wall at one point, which harry tryed to spit in, but got jacks head instead. Soon after this harry was found slumped in the corner slamming a draw into his head. I got a bit of revenge o jarmin by throwng a cactus at him, it missed and made a mess, but then i slapped him with a spiky bullrush so fair game. Will and his girlfriend were acting suspicious as hell all night and i think they tryed to sneek in the cupboard undeer the stairs, only to find ben passed out in there. and johhny lyoyd took over the basement shack and smoked that mother fucker out before taking over the playstation and wigging out all night.

Sunday: Rahel got threaten by her next door neighbour who told her she was lucky he didn't bat her face, that was wierd. Then Mark and Moye went on a wood collecting mission, did two rounds raiding and then got stopped by some moody bitch who called the police on us, we blagged our way out of this sitch, sayign it was all taken from a skip, but Moye got fondled and had his car searched because apparently he's been done for burglary before ...:S Hubbard shit her trousers at this point. Apparently Rahel wnats jarmins willy...;)

Here's some pictures i've scrambled off my phone. Video of Benn Aylott killing Harry to follow when i have time.
There's a photo here of moye throwing up on his eighteenth. 20 Sambucas- no problem.
To finish this hench post off, trails 08 are goign to be insane as hell.

ASCN MTHR FCKR RK'N'RL

funniest thing so far this year??

Update by James

dig dig digaroooooooo :)

back in the day when we were rats!

Random pics i found haha

GET ANIMAL

Location: Marquee club
Date: yesterday bitch

last night was hell rad, ASCN in full effect getting wild in the mosh pit at the marquee. get V-ice and grand-prix while swiging your arms around at long haired blokes. Muncer gve Mark a stage shout out in his kareoke scream shit. Jake Foot was drunk :S Jarmin and Ben Aylott ain't shit, too puss to go in the pit even once. Caution wet floor, get dead. ROCK. animals.
ASCN MTHR FCKR.08.

Update - A10 by DJ Nabstar

Myself, Jarmin, Little Jack, Henry, Chippay And Mark Dug All Day Today Got A Quite A Bit Done :) Me And Jarmin Are Putting A Proper Felted Roof on The Shack Today Pictures Will Be Up Soon :D For My ICT Coursework I Have To Create A Magazine And For The Cover I Have Gone For The "Ride" Look Please Comment As I Need Opinions x Nabstar