Got five minutes so here's a run-down of the weekends activity:
Thursday: something pub ish, remeber watching a guy with crutches punch someone, miss their face and nearly fall over. Police showed up, end game.
Friday: Party at hertingfordbury, somebody tipped over the bottle bins, don't know who that was :s Chippy showed up in a carboard box, which was up in flames soon afte rben had slammed him into a bush. Clarky put in an appearance as a Monk. Sickest stage mosh yet with abotu 5-6 of us takign over when paradise city came on. from here's it's all a blur, but i do know jake foot was a transvestite and shnnon was drinking with some old geezers...
Saturday: after what loooked like a wind-down night eatign dominos in cars at blucoats and watching Moye blow a pig till it squeled... no lie... we ended up at henry's house and shit got crazy. Here's the list of what i remember that when down:
Ben got selotaped up all over round his ankles and fell down the stairs like this, shoes and fruit got selotaped to walls, big black cock on henrys computer desktop, jarmin hit me over the head with a tennis racket, blunt side, then farted on my face. Served a kiwi fruit with the same tennis racket makign the room smell nice. then someone countered it with a garlic. Moye was sober, fuckign wierd :S , Henry hurled out of his bedroom window, while everyone trashed the house. i saw a hole in the wall at one point, which harry tryed to spit in, but got jacks head instead. Soon after this harry was found slumped in the corner slamming a draw into his head. I got a bit of revenge o jarmin by throwng a cactus at him, it missed and made a mess, but then i slapped him with a spiky bullrush so fair game. Will and his girlfriend were acting suspicious as hell all night and i think they tryed to sneek in the cupboard undeer the stairs, only to find ben passed out in there. and johhny lyoyd took over the basement shack and smoked that mother fucker out before taking over the playstation and wigging out all night.
Sunday: Rahel got threaten by her next door neighbour who told her she was lucky he didn't bat her face, that was wierd. Then Mark and Moye went on a wood collecting mission, did two rounds raiding and then got stopped by some moody bitch who called the police on us, we blagged our way out of this sitch, sayign it was all taken from a skip, but Moye got fondled and had his car searched because apparently he's been done for burglary before ...:S Hubbard shit her trousers at this point. Apparently Rahel wnats jarmins willy...;)
Here's some pictures i've scrambled off my phone. Video of Benn Aylott killing Harry to follow when i have time.
There's a photo here of moye throwing up on his eighteenth. 20 Sambucas- no problem.
To finish this hench post off, trails 08 are goign to be insane as hell.
ASCN MTHR FCKR RK'N'RL
